You get your diploma and your looking forward to going off to college but you don’t know what to expect and you’re a little nervous. It’s a really exciting and confusing time but I’m here to help you through it. Here’s Part ¼ of “Top 20 guide to surviving college.”
Get yourself a good group of friends – If you want to even have a chance at enjoying your college experience you should surround yourself with people who enjoy doing some of the same things you do. My homies and I had the same mindset throughout school. All we cared about was school, partying, drinking, girls and turning up. A lot of the time we didn’t even plan things out we just were always on the same wavelengths.
Know who not to be coo with – There’s a lot of corny people on your average college campus. I’ve met a lot of people who will see you and your friends doing well and try to join in and get in on the wave and not contribute anything to the team. The number one tell is someone who constantly asks “where the bitches at/ what’s the wave?” Without contributing any waves or women. When I first came to ******* University me and my roommate hit the floor running, we was always doing something fun and there was this cornball dude named Greg who would always try to be around. Where the hoes? What y’all doing tonight? I can come through? I’m not the type to ingratiate myself with too many people but my roommate’s really nice and even walks my guy through the worst parts of the City we live in to get haircuts. Long story short, we get in trouble …….. not even that serious and he snitches on everybody. Pussy.
Don’t underestimate water – Buy it by the bundles. Sometimes you’re so consumed in getting drunk that you forget to stay properly hydrated. My mans and I went to Florida for Spring Break one year and as soon as we landed got handles of liquor and didn’t even think of water. By the 4th day of straight belligerence and dehydration we were so tired we walked 10 miles for water. Could have been easily avoided. Waters also great for those next day hangovers,
You don’t have to fuck every person at the school – Diseases are real and do get spread around. Niggas ain’t shit and hoes are disgusting. Be safe.
Go to office hours – I can guarantee you that no matter how dumb you are that if you go to every office hour available and show your professor effort that you will not fail that class no matter what your grades look like. If I didn’t have to go through calculus and statistics I would of graduated years earlier. Nonetheless I have all my credits and just have to pass Stats II. I fail all the test but my professor passes me because I went 2 office hours twice which was 2 hours more then anyone else in that class. Shout out to everyone in that class with me. Y’all the real mvps.
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